DMV REVENGE SCHEME EXPOSED: WORKER FIRED AFTER 9-YEAR “PETTY JUSTICE” STREAK TARGETING RUDE CUSTOMERS
For nearly a decade, one DMV employee allegedly ran his own version of customer service… and it wasn’t in the handbook.
Officials say the longtime worker has been terminated after an internal audit uncovered a bizarre pattern — rude customers were quietly being routed to a line with a printer that didn’t work.
Yes. On purpose. For years.
According to the report, the employee would calmly assist difficult visitors, smile… and then send them straight to what staff now call “the black hole lane,” where transactions mysteriously stalled due to constant “technical issues.”
Translation: you were going nowhere.
Supervisors reportedly noticed something was off after complaints piled up from the same station — always slow, always broken, always chaos. A deeper review allegedly revealed the worker had been selectively assigning customers based on attitude.
Polite? You get processed.
Rude? Enjoy the printer that never prints.
In a written statement, the man reportedly admitted to the scheme, saying he “felt a sense of justice.”
Management did not.
He’s now out of a job, and the DMV is scrambling to clear what insiders describe as a “massive backlog” of frustrated customers who unknowingly got caught in the slow lane.
Online reactions are split.
Some are calling it abuse of power.
Others are calling it… relatable.
“Not all heroes wear capes — some control the line assignment screen,” one comment read.
Another added: “Nine years is insane. That’s not petty, that’s a full-time side quest.”
Officials say policies are being reviewed to prevent similar behavior — because apparently, even at the DMV, karma isn’t supposed to be manually assigned.
Moral of the story: be nice at the counter. You never know where you’re being sent next.